Mark your calendars, folks, I'm doing a new show at The Duplex, on monday 0ct. 5th, 7pm! Before I tell you about it, I'm going to let you in on a couple secrets: First of all, the next day is my birthday, so instead of giving me a present this year please come to the show instead. Second, I'm allergic to smoke, but if I drink enough I want to have a ciggie. It's bizarre, because then I'll start hacking and turning blue which isn't my best color. Plus I might use a lighter on my nose. Why the heck would I want to smoke when I can't? Well... why do YOU do the stuff you know you shouldn't? You know, like smoke, drink, eat donuts, and fall in love with the wrong people? Hmmm. Think about it. Then come to the gig. Cuz it's called "Smokin'!"
